There are many mysteries in this mysterious ass world, one of which is how to tie a tie. nobody exactly knows from where the tie originated, but it remains clear that in spite of the simplicity of it's name (its a thing that you tie, hence it's called a tie), actually tying is anything but simple.
Facts about the tie:
- Makes you look smart
- If you use a clip-on you're a coward and unemployed
- comes in many flavors
Rasmus K. Kristiansen CC BY-SA 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons
The first step to trying to tie a tie, is to kinda drape it around your neck, then you put one half in front of the other, then you kinda tuck it behind itself, then I think you pinch the two sides, then you slip the big end into the hole that you made, and then you pull down. its something like that.