BY THE POWER OF POTATOES!!

By George Garnhart

On a normal afternoon in ETERNIA prince adam was getting ready
to become he-man to thwart skeletor's evil plan (agian)
BUT... skeletor beat him to it!! he stole He Man's sword and concored castle GREYSKULL in the 3 seconds of diolog!!!
all that was left were some potatoes?!?
"but.. next to the potatoes..."
"was Sorceress of Castle Grayskull!!!"
"He Man, take these potatoes. I quickley forged them before skeletor took over, they are 10000x as powerful as your sword. GO HE-MAN GO!!!!"
"I HAVE THE POWER!!"
And so, with He-Man's potatoes he was easily able to defeat skeletor and resumed his role of protector of GREYSKULL!
HAPPY ENDING!!!