Running off a cliff

By David Smith

We follow our idiotic protagonist
Chuck Marrón
and his ridiculous "exploits"...?
Hum, dee hum...
Chuck Marrón
was walking for a leisurely stroll...
I'm walking! Herdy-herr-herr...
...when suddenly he walked off of the edge of a cliff!
Oh, darn!
And Chuck fell...
... and fell...
...he was falling...
...and falling...
...until he realized it was a bottomless pit!
Aw... dagnabbit-goshdarnit. I wished I had a nice book to read...