Obi-Wan Tells Luke a Story

Nobody is taking responsibility for this goofy story!

Once upon a time
Obi-Wan told Luke
a story.
Luke, did I ever tell you someone unironically proposed some "Elden Ring Dog" and "Elden Ring Turtle-Dog/Dog-Turtle" DLC to the Elden Ring devs all because their guild of coders cracked a few jokes about it?
It seemed like a good idea so I decided to tell the devs to put it in.
I was traveling with Qui-Gon and Luna to the future to talk to the Elden Ring devs.
He kept rambling.
But Ganondorf, Randall, Eggman, and the Wicked Witch traveled back in time to stop that from happening, and somehow did.
Luke had a random question.
You had Usagi's talking cat before she did?