Insomnifix

Made by: Greyson/Gordon

The destination for young insomniacs! A source to help treat insomnia, combat sleeplessness, and help the world

Our Services

We offer a wide wide variety of proven insomnia treatments recomended by doctors worldwide such as:

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Our Story

Our story is one of inspiration. It all started in 1942, when great great great grandpa pappy was fighting in World War II. He was a great soldier, but unfortunately he fell into a french trench, and stayed in the dark hole for five days, leading to extended sensory deprivation, and other lasting side effects. Once he was found, he was completely unable to sleep, and could only say the words, 'baked beans.' Our family has been treating insomnia ever since and helped him recover. Our methods are tried & true ways of combatting this disorder that will have you sleeping like a small, tiny, futile, innocent, insignificant, infant baby.

Created by Greyson T
Insomnifix App -- Gordon/Greyson
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